Church of Nonon

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Welcome to the Church of Nonon!

>How do I join?
By worshiping Nonon in every way, shape and form you can imagine. She is your goddess and your mistress. You are her follower and her slave.

>How do I get baptized for Nonon?
Baptism must take place in a sacred pool filled with Nonon's bodily fluids. One would be submerged in the pool, then consume a cup of its contents upon emerging from it.

To ensure one's commitment to the Church, one must receive regular lashings from Nonon herself. Members of the Church, of course, will never be permitted to touch her, nor any other woman for as long as they live. From joining the Church onwards, they exist only to serve Nonon.