I made up a nice poorfag story. Be nice if anyone can do a comic of it. Here goes.
"Dearest mother in heaven, I'm so happy today, I finally got a job! This very nice man came up and offered me a hamburger and 1000 yen and asked if I can come work for him if I wanted more. So I gladly accepted.
"And my job is really nice...every hour or so a nice man comes in an feeds me milk, the milk tastes really good and because I don't like having food go to waste I make sure I eat all of it. Except for this one time where another nice man came in. He didn't feed me milk and instead but the milk inside my pee-pee place. I didn't understand at all but it felt good. And I get paid 500 yen a week too and the nice man also feeds me and lets me live in his van and sometimes we live in a hotel every now and then. I'm so glad I got a job.